Danica Patrick Nude

No, there are no Danica Patrick nude shots in this particular post. But there are going to be some Danica Patrick nude shots in ESPN the Magazine. Almost.

As first reported by Sports By Brooks, ESPN the Magazine is going to create its own "swimsuit issue" next year to compete with Sports Illustrated's. But the ESPN flesh fest is going to go a couple steps beyond SI's: It's going to feature all athletes, and most of its pics (according to reports) won't include swimsuits at all. But those female athletes posing for "artistics" nudes.

So if you want to see Danice Patrick nude - and you know you do - you'll have to wait for that ESPN the Magazine issue, then imagine her with her hands not in front of her naughty bits, or those strands of hair not strategically draped across those other naughty bits.

It's not quite Danica Patrick nude, but we're getting closer!

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