Thursday, January 31, 2008

Claire Mallett

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Do we even have to tell you that Claire Mallett is Australian? Jees, I'm packing for Australian ... right now!

Mallett is a track and field star, a high jumper, who is aiming for the Beijing Olympics.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

What? No Lingerie Bowl?

But what am I supposed to do during halftime!!!

Yep, sad but true: the Lingerie Bowl - that pay-per-view bacchanal mash-up of pigskins and babeskins played by lingerie-clad hotties during Super Bowl halftime - is no-go this year. Blame it on Scottsdale.

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'Tis a pity, because this year was going to be the debut of golfer/model Blair O'Neal, pictured above. Yes, she really is a golfer.

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Maria Sharapova

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Ladies and germs, your 2008 Australian Open champ, Maria Sharapova. As if we needed an excuse.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Jennifer Barretta

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It occurs to me that there are almost as many sexual double-entendres in billiars as there are in golf. I bet professional pool player Jennifer Barretta has heard them all.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Stacy Keibler

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Possibly the only "WWE Diva" in history who hasn't been cosmetically enhanced. Don't ever change, Stacy!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Jessica Simpson Will Dump That Loser Tony Romo

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I hope Jessica isn't listening to sports talk radio in Dallas tonight. Sports talk radio is filled with morons under the best circumstances (much like blogs, including this one!), but after a Cowboys loss? Ouch.

I predict Ms. Simpson and Cowboys QB Tony Romo will break up. I predict Jessica will dump him, because she can't take being hated - and for very stupid reasons - by Cowboys fans everywhere. I mean, how is she supposed to visit Grandma and Grandpa in Waco if she's reviled throughout Texas?

Think happy thoughts. Imagine this is what Jessica looks like after getting Gatorade dumped on her head on the sidelines ...

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Sasha Cohen



No, not Borat! This Sasha Cohen is a much better package. The 2006 U.S. champion and silver medalist at the Olympics in figure skating.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Lauren Jackson



Talk about your statuesque blondes ... Lauren Jackson is the 6-foot-5 center for the Seattle Storm, and the Aussie national team.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Amy Acuff

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I'm from the same city as Amy Acuff, and I can tell you that she was not considered hot in high school. She grew up nice.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Maria Sharapova

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I'll always say "si!" to Maria Sharapova in a bikini ... thanks, SI!