Jessica Simpson Will Dump That Loser Tony Romo

I hope Jessica isn't listening to sports talk radio in Dallas tonight. Sports talk radio is filled with morons under the best circumstances (much like blogs, including this one!), but after a Cowboys loss? Ouch.

I predict Ms. Simpson and Cowboys QB Tony Romo will break up. I predict Jessica will dump him, because she can't take being hated - and for very stupid reasons - by Cowboys fans everywhere. I mean, how is she supposed to visit Grandma and Grandpa in Waco if she's reviled throughout Texas?

Think happy thoughts. Imagine this is what Jessica looks like after getting Gatorade dumped on her head on the sidelines ...